2 definitions by Humkay
An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.
"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."
by Humkay April 2, 2021
Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.
by Humkay July 26, 2018