Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

Hellen Keller

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.

if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.

by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011

Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything

When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.

by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009

kellie

a hella aweswome person who puts up with your stupid girlfriend until she fucks you over and doesnt say i told you so but you know shes thinking i told you so. this person is always there for you and makes a good friend. shes hella aweswome and sober all the time. she does what she wants when she wants to do it because well..she's kellie. she is probably one of the closest friends you could ever have and you can trust her with whatever you want to because..well..shes the shit

person:im a kellie
person 2: no you dumb ass bitch.your a sierra(opposite of a kellie)

by aggghhhahhhahsdfjlakssf;kdjasu February 2, 2009

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

kell-e ball

A home-made hacky sack made by rubber-banding 2 medical face masks together and filling it will such things as: tube lids, rubber-bands, paper, or anything else to give the "ball" substance. After the ball has been filled, write "Kell-E" on the outside of it. You now have a home-made hacky sack named after the best department lead EVER!

Dude, do you want to kick around a game of Kell-E Ball?

by Rouginjoe Hitchnelhockland December 18, 2007