kale

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.

After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.

by Go screw yourself August 7, 2015

kaleb

The best friend anyone could have. Some members of this species happen to come with really bad jokes that are so horrible, that despite being chucked down the drain, flushed down the toilet, and being forced to live with rats for a few years, still bring joy to people's lives. A Kaleb is also smart, kind, sweet, polite, and brings laughter with jokes. However bad they may be.

Gosh dangit Kaleb!

by Kaisei December 25, 2015

Kale

An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale

"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."

by Jecelia May 14, 2015

Kale

A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?

by rpfeff November 17, 2003

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

Kaleb

Usually depressed and not the best and hiding it. At first he can be annoying depending on if he likes you or not, he can be the mild friend you have never imagined. He cracks plenty of perverted jokes 24/7 . If you are heavy got a junk in the trunk then be careful if you are dating him because he might grope ya.

(Ex's and Enemies) Kaleb is to extra. He is annoying.
(Girlfriends) Really? I think he's cute.

by Fluffyobject December 24, 2017

Kale

NOT A VEGTABLE. THIS IS A MAN> who acts like a 4 year old, HE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD. HE IS A PLAYER

Girl 1: THeres that dreamy boy kale
GIrl 2 : EWW GROSS(runs away)

by Someone to you October 26, 2018