Victoria Justice

I think we ALL know who Victoria Justice is

interviewer : Who is the most musical out of all of you?
the victorious cast: Ariana definitely
Victoria Justice: i think we are ALL musical

by sistersnappedandsnatched December 4, 2018

Scrotal Justice

The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsion of limbs towards the happy sack.

Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.

Mr. Jones put on steel-toed boots in preparation to exact scrotal justice on his target offender.

by Nunonbreak November 4, 2006

hive justice

When an online "hive mind" or forum does a vigilante mission in real life, on behalf of victims.

"Dear community. I need some hive justice. I'm facing a lawsuit for $18,000 from a stock photo site that claims I stole one of their photos, when in fact they stole it from me!"

"Oh man, James had so much crap done to him IRL after he posted that YouTube of him abusing a cat. That's some hive justice right there."

by Philosophistry April 6, 2009

Justice League

Basically a better version of the Superfriends. Composed of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lanturn, and The Martian Manhunter, they defend the earth from all kinds of evil people like Lex Luthor.Ever since the end of the Superfriends, they dropped The Wonder Twins, their monkey, and Aquaman(though he did make an appearance at one point and the whole episode revolved around a new cooler him with a hook hand).Unfortunatly, Hawkgirl's leave spawned Justice League Unlimited, which blows monkey balls because GL is bald, they have way too many heroes,Lex is a good guy, and Martian Manhunter does nothing.

Justice League is much cooler without the Wonder Twins.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.

"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

by Remote Troll August 23, 2011

Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.

His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller

by Dan November 30, 2003

Taste My Justice

A Phrase Yelled before delivering a swift, yet powerfull pimp slap to a persons face. Can be used as punishment but is mainly used as a prank and/or for abuse

Tom: Hey mate, did ya see tha-
Steve: Taste My Justice!!! *Slap*

by RakuIcarus January 4, 2009