rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny

oh s***, the rubber johnny split

by danomccabo January 4, 2004

Do It For Johnny

A phrase from the movie "The Outsiders". Arguably the best line in the entire universe. Applicable to any situation, but must be said with the proper accent.

"YA GOTTA DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN!"
"Okay, I'll do it, but only for Johnny."
"Please just do it. For Johnny."

by chillocity November 5, 2011

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

Johnny Johnny Yes Papa

An old meme, why are you searching this up :(

Jack: Johnny Johnny Yes Papa lmao omg lol XD

by OPTitanGodElite June 9, 2019

johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is the most precious bean. he’s one of a kind and so talented. he’s so kind and genuine. he’s not trying to be someone he’s not and his music is the best... although we’re still waiting for that summer banger! he deserves all the fans he has and he truly cares about each and every one of them. johnny deserves the world

fans: “RELEASE FOREIGN LOVE”
fans: “when’s the summer banger coming?”
johnny orlando: SoOn

by johnny’s wife August 27, 2019

Pussy Johnny

I guy who gets tons of pussy without really trying. Girls just naturally flock to him. Has lots of sex with different women.

Wow, that's the third girls he's slep with this week. He's getting to be a real Pussy Johnny

by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004

Johnny Sailor

A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.

The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.

Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.

She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a Johnny Sailor

by D.Andrews August 8, 2009