jizler

Someone who jizes (cums) on someone else.

i hear that he is a real jizler especially on thursdays

by Zeric December 18, 2005

jozzer

Another word for a "joker".

e.g.

" ... and it was so funny!"
" Lmao, you actuall jozzer!"

by icecreamandchips2 June 22, 2009

jizzart

-Farting out semen after being rectally penetrated and inseminated inside of

Perry let out a jizzart that echoed throughout the ballroom.

by Spike Mintz May 12, 2011

Jizzbrain

The severe backup of semen, cum, load, in an ear. Usually caused by a 41 or 82.

Jordan Boehler got fucked in the ear so hard last night he was diagnosed with a severe and possibly fatal case of jizzbrain.

by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004

Jizzards Of Ozz

A jizz worthy rap group with consits of Blowjob Bill, Grand Master Orgy, Master B Mike, Whos Your Daddy Denis, and Tity Tasha.

The jizzards of ozz rule!!!!

by Master B Man May 22, 2008

Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

Jizzed in my pants

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm

Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013