jerkasoreass

jerkasoreass (jerk a sore ass)any turd so mad at a joke he/she gets so worked up they react in a nature harmful to theirselves causing humiliation or injury sometimes fatal resulting in looking like a butt hurt jerk wad.

jenny hated that i called women horrible drivers ,when she tried to prove me wrong ,she ended up killing my dog with her accord ,what a jerkasoreass!!

by tooter mcskooter November 6, 2009

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Jerkamo

A combination of the words "jerk and more", meaning a person is a jerk and more. (For the definition of "more", see words such as asshat, off brand, etc.)

"Honey, don't let that triflin' fool get you down. He is a jerkamo."

by SassyBo February 3, 2010

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JerkaMyDerka

The act of masturbating on a beach and rubbing it on ones self.

"Damn I forgot my sun lotion again! Well time to JerkaMyDerka."

by The Holy Shit Biscuit May 5, 2010

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Jerkadent

Jerkadent: an accident caused by a JERK who wasn't paying attention, was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, talking on ones cell phone/and or texting, driving a vehicle at a rapid speed well above the posted speed limit, and causes an ACCIDENT. This no longer becomes an accident, it is a JERKADENT.

Joe is driving home from the bar wasted, going 65MPH in a 50MPH Zone, Joes booty call rings up, he answers, and proceeds to text his buddies that he is going to get lucky.

Meanwhile Sally is driving home from the late shift at Mcdonalds. She drives through a posted GREEN light, when BAM Joe (busy texing) t-bones her.

This causes a JERKADENT. It isn't an accident because Joe was being a complete dick JERK!! Accidents are mistakes, JERKADENTS are accidents caused by careless losers.

by Caylene Alexis October 18, 2013

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