Jastaran

Somebody who is always scaring people and wanting to deck you

Yo that Jastaran kid wants to deck me

by Community 12 November 2, 2018

jasper lee

one of the sexiest people alive. Has multiples six-packs and is one of the coolest men. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms. The best taste in music. The sandwich thief god. Has multiples six-packs. commonly confused with seb wong.

Woman 1: Is that Jasper Lee?
Woman 2: no thats seb wong

by bigdaper March 11, 2021

Jester

The name given to a tactic used in online gaming where a player will use a device that makes a loud noise or visible distraction (ie a Grenade, Smoke Grenade etc) in order to divert an opponents attention so that he can sneak up on him.

Named after a popular Counter Strike (1.6) player whose tag was 'ASM Jester', this player would frequently use the technique to divert the attention of small numbers of opponents and would then sneak up behind them.

The technique has become standard affair for the players of the new generation of 'Duck and Shoot' style games such as Gears of War and Rainbow Six Vegas.

ASM Jester was well known for his tactical gameplay and friendly banter, as well as some occasional high calibre trash talk. He wasn't one of the greats of CS 1.6, but you definitely wouldn't want him on the other team. A bit of a reputation as a 'dark horse' there are those who think that he is a Games Developer, and also some who believe that he is actually a Professional Gamer. Either way he is rumoured to have been seen recently on several Xbox360 servers using the same gamertag 'ASM Jester'.

I couldn't flank him so I hid for a bit and then used a Jester.

by David Vernon Brown December 14, 2008

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

Jesterstar

Living proof that crack-addled Irish wiggers copulated with drunk chimpanzees.

Someone kicked that Jesterstar out of the party last night after he took off his clothes and defecated on the kitchen floor.

by Cosmik Debris April 11, 2005

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004