jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

Jingi

Japanese Yakuza code of honor. Sometimes translated as "honor and humanity."

"This man is unscrupulous. He lacks Jingi."

by Shot Long September 4, 2013

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

jingled your bells

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.

mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep

by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Jcing

Jcing is an abbreviated version of 'Just Chilling'

Guy1: What you up to today mate?
Guy2: Jcing
Guy1: Cool

by TruestOfLads September 9, 2011

jhingalala

1) A word defining happy gesture and aal-iz-well mode. Synonym for bindaas , jhakkas , hud dabanng dabanng
2) used by predator tribals on finding a prey.
3) Inspired a few old indian songs and TV ads jingles and taglines

KG: wassup dood ?
AS: my life is jhingalala! you tell ?

AB: Aaj to jhingalala ho gaya !!
AG:What happened?
AB: After 33 proposals , my gf accepted :) \m/

by insanehead July 14, 2011

spurs that jingle jangle jingle

an old western song, about single life. having spurs that "jingle jangle jingle" is similiar to being a player.

sallys mad I'm not being exclusive to her, but eff that bitch, I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.

by katie c September 21, 2005