jism queen

A really hot woman, most favoured by voyeurs, in particular those who top the 'models list ' on popular porn sites.

It only took me two minutes to get there, thanks to the jism queen.

by funkbadger January 16, 2025

Jrimpy

A combination between a man and a shrimp, often in their later years, but not older than 50.

AKA Shrimpy, Jrimp, Shrimp, Shrimpy

Who the fuck is Jrimpy?

by poly_want_a_cheater June 23, 2025

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020

Cunt jism

The girl juice that comes out of a woman's pussy when she's sexually aroused.

I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,

Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed

by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021

Kneelow jism

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head

I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism

by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021

Plagiar-jism

When you steal someone else's work by ejaculating all over it

"I can't believe Preston got away with plagiar-jism on his school essay, that feels wrong on so many levels"

by ijtealeaves January 8, 2022

tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.

Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022