interwebsmarts

A self-proclaimed intellectual! In all actuality, this individual is the worst type of so-called smart person since their knowledge is collected from any internet search engine they can access quickly enough to stall for time in hopes of being first to having the answer to whatever stupid discussion this individual is involved in.

Person 1: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Person 2: Mmmm?

Noise from Person 2 computer: Keyboard keys furiously clicking away!

Person 2: ACTUALLY, If a tree falls....

Person 1: Shut your face with those interwebsmarts! I just saw you on Wiki!

by NYTeeJay November 17, 2011

interestang

the gangster version of the word interesting, derived from the language of english. often used by teenagers diaqgnosed with cooliosis.

man, that shirts look interestang, playa!

by tremaster October 30, 2008

interesting approach

the way you respond to someone who thinks they have a revolutionary idea but it's only....okay.

Hey, I'm working on a new social networking idea, it's like Facebook but for real friends. Hmm, interesting approach!

by madox September 20, 2014

Interesting Place

Michigan slang for back-alley angel dust deal

I just scored some sweet PCP from an interesting place

by Not_Ami September 24, 2016

sober interested

Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.

"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."

by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Teh Interwebz

Colloquial term for the Internet, used by teenagers who can type 1337 but can’t spell “the.”

FTW! N00b! You is breakin’ my flowage chattin on Teh Interwebz, innit? FOAD!

by J. D. Morden June 16, 2008