interwent

A way to explain how you've wasted 87 minutes of your life online with nothing gained from it.

Dan: "i thought you'd be here at 8?!?"

Diane"i interwent. I'm here now. Get over it."

by von groovy June 9, 2019

Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.

How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!

by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011

diWine intervention

An act of wine that prevents something bad from happening or causes something good to happen.

That was definitely a diWine intervention when she drank so much wine that she was too drunk to stalk her ex-boyfriend on his date.

Sounds like you need to calm down , relax, and have a diWine intervention.

by Razzie1 April 9, 2019

Auto-interventionism

the theory or practice of intervening in one's own life

I don't get all these nation-states and their interventionism stuffs hurting one another. Yeah ya know auto-interventionism is all the rage these days – ya know emo stuff. Why all this globocop bosh going down; when that goth life so hype¿

by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020

Behavior Intervention Contract

dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)

(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up

by nevets_ September 9, 2023

Angelica’s Intervention

A theory that states when a governing body becomes so corrupt that only someone with supernatural abilities/powers could challenge them and win.

Tim: I wonder if all of those conspiracy theories about the deep state and globalists are true

Gary: if they are only Angelica’s intervention could save us

by Dilf May 21, 2022