instant munchiness

the instant munchies you get after smoking weed.

"dude, i so have instant munchiness!"
"after smoking the weed, we have total instant munchiness".

by kdcinsb September 26, 2010

InstantHak

A YouTuber and a Twitch Streamer that is named Oscar.

He makes Roblox, Minecraft and Call of Duty videos

He also runs a Discord Server named Instant's Universe

InstantHak is such a good Call of Duty player!

by Bruhmomento750 May 25, 2021

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

Instant Replay

Where, immediately after an amusing comment is made, the person to whom the comment was addressed turns around and repeats the comment exaggeratedly and/or mockingly to his/her friend(s).

Person I: You bastard! So you were the one who did that to me. (shakes head and walks away)
Person II (to Person III): Did you hear that? He was just like, "YOU BASTARD!" Hahahaha!
Person III: Why must you incessantly instant replay everything anyone says to you?
Person II: Ha, you were just like, "Incessantly..."

by Scai February 27, 2011

instanet

dumbass slang for the internet

I found Justin Bieber on that instanet yo. He was tearing that ass up.

by pimptracy May 16, 2011

instant rebate

masturbation a second time in quick succession, with no down time

That porn was such a good deal. I got an instant rebate.

by bohut September 9, 2012

Instant

The most cancellable man in the xChiaki1x Server.

Person A: Instant got banned
Person B: THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME

by Himegi December 27, 2021