Insomniquack

When you can't fall asleep because there are ducks quacking in your mind. Almost like voices.

"Jake can't sleep, he's and insomniquack."

by Inty_ May 3, 2015

insomniomnom

\in-säm-nē-om-nom\ Noun

insomnia-enduced eating. this usually includes starring into your fridge at the lights and lack of food, making you hangry until you can't decide if you want food or sleep more than the other. Often ends in regretful dietary choices.

John: Dude why are there eggshells and ketchup packets inside the coffee pot?

Tom: Oh, last night I had insomniomnom and started making breakfast at 3am. Turns out coffee makers don't fry eggs, but Taco Bell opens at 5.

by insomniomnomiac July 7, 2016

Insomniverse

A pillow that you can never sleep on this universe. I.e the pillow would be uncomfortable to sleep on, an exaggeration where you can't sleep on it

Person 1: I can't sleep tonight
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: This pillow is giving me insomniverse

by Crudcrud March 14, 2018

insomnial

Adjective used to describe the state of having insomnia.

"It's 4am, how are you feeling?"
"Very insomnial."

by Tommy June 13, 2006

insomnius

Trying/beaning able to stay awake for long periods of time.

It comes from the word "insomnia" which means not beaning able to sleep.

He has symptoms of a insomnius person.

by Kingged July 4, 2013

Insomniwhack

Someone who can't do to sleep without whacking off first.

Adam: "Why are you going home so early, it's only 5pm."

Tyler: "C'mon man, I need to jack off for at least 4 hours or I'll never get to sleep."

Adam: "Oh dear, your an Insomniwhack... you really need to find yourself a fucktoy don't you!

by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum September 17, 2013

imsomniac

One who suffers the inability to sleep due to the desire to chat online imsomnia

I've become an imsomniac becasue of myspace chat.

by Jennifer Mattson January 30, 2007