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infanity

The sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.
I was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. I was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. A typical case of infanity, it would seem.
by Bangboy June 21, 2010
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Infactually

An abreviation of 'infact, actually'
I think I might go and get some chips.... Infactually, fuck chips! I'm going to get a bottle of jack and get fucked up.... That's way better than chips....
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infantiphobia

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?
by Derek August 11, 2008
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male infanticide

To kill an infant or baby because they are male.
Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Infamous

The biggest ego you'll ever find on an individual
Wow, this guy has the ego of infamous
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dick infarction

having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.
Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"
by aHDumb May 22, 2008
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infanticide

The killing of an infant under the age of one year.

Some people argue that abortion is also infanticide. In some cases abortion is needed to save the pregnant mother because of severe medical problems that would result in the death of the pregnant mother, but in other cases abortion has been used as an elective surgery to terminate an unwanted pregnancy.

There are different forms of abortions from Medical Abortion, Therapeutic Abortion, Spontaneous Abortion, Induced Abortion, Surgical Abortion, Sex-Selective Abortion, Backyard Abortion and Elective Abortion.

In some countries infanticide has been argued that if a child is born with a congenital disorder or significant morbidity i.e. very retarded or fucked up, that infanticide should be allowed. This is in my opinion could also be called Infant Euthanasia or murder.
Infanticide has been found to exist in over populated countries where poverty is massive i.e. China and India.

Child sacrifice is another form of infanticide.

To leave your baby in the middle of nowhere to the elements of nature is infanticide.

To abandon your baby to die because the baby is female and you have to pay a dowry is female infanticide.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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