nine inch nails

Nails that are nine inches in proportion.

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"

by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007

it just grew an inch

Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever

Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth

Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.

by yummy-in-my-tummy November 6, 2009

2 inch punisher

The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.

His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Half Inch Slip

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.

D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?

by BuLL January 6, 2005

golden inch

A man's foreskin, which can often extend an inch over or past the head of the penis then still cover during an erection or boner.

"Man, I'm so pissed that they chopped off my golden inch!!"
Chau from 'Off Centre' used this term in Episode 20 of Season 1 after recalling events from his birth.

by ben6666666 December 22, 2008

6.9 Inch Vibrator

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.

Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020