Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East

A Big Retarded Cuck -

Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -

Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!

by Marker000 August 4, 2024

Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"

Palestine is Israeled.

by 3exmachina December 26, 2023

Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.

Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot

by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023

Israeling

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling

He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.

by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024

Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.

Am ISRAELED Chai.

by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023

Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.

After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.

by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025