A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
Get the An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman mug.The Irish Republican Army is one of the most recent Nationalist groups fighting to oust the brutal and murderous 833 year occupation of Ireland by British imperialists. In 1172 the English used deceit to trick their way into getting their Army into a land of priests ans scholars. Since that time, they have outlawed the Irish language, culture, laws, music, and even the colour green upon pain of death. The IRA had, until recently, protected innocent civilians from loyalist paramilitary death squads and british agents. The Provisional IRA are currently seeking diplomatic means to bring about a power sharing government in Northern Ireland, a region of six counties still under british rule.
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The most badass people ever born. Great sense of humor, drinks but is not a drunk, but most arent light wieghts when it comes to drinking they must drink more than other people. lucky very lucky. Most are fun to hang out with, can also hold thier own in a fight. Smooth talkers.
my girl friend is irish im irish even most of my friends are irish and i have never had so much luck.....
by irishvirus January 15, 2006
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Get the Irish Pride mug.Sunset District Inc/Irish. In the 70/80's a rough group of white boys. 90's and beyond...more myth than reality, but still around.
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The irishism led to the severe but justified beating of a crooked toothed bugg eyed ignorant little english prick.
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