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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
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i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.
“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad
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You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
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I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.
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i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap
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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
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i need to take a dev

bro i need to take a dev
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