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love humps

originally created to describe fergi from black eyed peas. meaning a girl's boobies or her butt. the HUMPS that the guys LOVE!!!
girl got some great love humps
by Cyndee Rivera May 14, 2006
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humpus

A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.
Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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Hymus

Hymus is a horrible German man, on a scale of evil, with one being the queen and 10 being Hitler, a Hymus is even worse than Hitler.

During the second world war a Hymus was a Nazi family that used its germanness too help kill thousands of brave English soldiers.

Anyone living in the Uk with the surname Hymus is pure evil and is clearly plotting against the Queen, Fish and Chips, Rainy weather and just about anything that us great Brits our proud of.
Stop being so Hymus
- Stop being so Nazi
by EnemyOfTheStateJulie June 30, 2011
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Hummus Hummer

1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.

2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer

2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011
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hummusexual

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.
by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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huluska

a very big tool, that doesn't know people don't like him
that huluska, we can get anything from him. he doesnt even kno he is a huluska
by oldskool166 April 22, 2008
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my humps

A song by the Black Eyed Peas about a girl who is hott and gets expensive things from a guy she doesn't know. Keep in mind she is not a slut because she doesnt have sex with them, she is kindof like a gold digger see also anna nicole smith. It refers to her humps as in buttox and her lumps as in her breasts. the song is very catchy and is played at many highschool proms where girls and guys grind profusely about eachother.

As you can see in the example, she will be with you if you buy her very expensive items. She seems like a nice girl you could take home to mama.
And now, and excerpt from: My Humps

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
by jordiisvainduh May 12, 2006
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