human giant

hilarious new show on MTV. Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, and Jason Woliner are the guys who are on the show. MTV describes the show as: "A collection of recklessly hilarious, fast-paced, hard-hitting short films, Human Giant brings viewers innovative comedy with a distinctive style and direction."

I love Human Giant, I think I'll go watch it now.

by Anand M May 15, 2007

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

Finn the Human

The dopest character alive, he is this badass character from adventure time

Finn the Human is so cool!

by Ana♥ May 30, 2014

sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019

homonarcissist

The worst variety of homo out there. Totally self-absorbed with his own sexual attractions to the point of demanding mass acceptance, even celebration of same. Tolerance is not good enough for this rabidly political animal. Closely related to homofascism.

When a small pizza shop was asked their opinion on queer "marriage", the homonarcissists began tantrum-ing and threatened to burn it down.

by Dr Zempf April 17, 2015

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007

hemonecroformicophiliac

The Fetish of liking the feeling of "small undead and hemoraging" insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.

This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac

(Girl 1): Oh My God, that guy that just walked past looks soooo creepy! o.O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O

by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011