hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. HufflePuff aren't as brave as Griffyndor, aren't as cunning as Slytherin, and they are not as smart as Ravenclaw. Though, HufflePuff have the biggest hearts, they'll stand by you and look after you when you're down. People say that HufflePuff's are wimps, but they're not..they are just chilled out. They are always happy, and they get over a situation and start a new. -Word of advice, be mean to a HufflePuff, and you'll regret it forever! They're as sweet as fudge.:')

Girl- I lost my purse:(
Slytherin- HAHA! Should of been more careful!
------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Griffyndor- I am busy at the moment. Talk to me later!
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Ravenclaw- I'M READING! Shush.>:l
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
HufflePuff- Well, I have an exam tomorrow but I have studied enough, I guess! I'll help you look:') What are friends for?!
Girl- HEY THANKS!:D

by full0fspirits June 25, 2012

Fart Huffer

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.

I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.

by The Boney July 27, 2006

poot huffer

when you stick a straw or just use your mouth in someones ass hole and you huff the fart from the ass.

"tiffany is such a poot huffer the way she huffed debbies poots."

"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."

by samofred November 28, 2012

huffucked

Huffucked as a result of long term inhaling of solvents.Being huffucked is an unpleasant and some times long term state where the user starts to hear ringing in ones ears, seeing bright light when they shut their eyes, having mild hallucinations and having uncontrollable twitches as a result of brain damage. When the stages of being Huffucked start to set in the user is forced to give up using solvents because the once pleasant feeling of being high becomes one big bad trip.
Its also very hard for the user to get to sleep because they can see bright light and swirling colours when they shut their eyes leaving the TV on to try and get to sleep at night is common.

Charlie: Why is the corner of that guys lip twitching
Pete: He must be huffucked
Charlie: He must've been on the gas for years!
Pete: Yeh, bet now he wishes he never saw a can of Butane in his life

by pl0xxxx May 17, 2012

HuffNation

Fans of Matthew Huff, a singer/songwriter from Mammoth Spring, Arkansas. Fans became HuffNation when Matthew signed up to Artistsignal, a website dedicated to independent, unsigned artists. The winner each month wins $10,000. This allows listeners to propel talented artists into the mainstream and gives artists an entirely new avenue to grow their fan base. The dedicated fans spent months voting for Matthew to help him raise funds to produce his next album.

HuffNation Determination
HuffNation Domination
HuffNation celebration

by OMSfan September 19, 2013

huffcups

Covers for automobile wheels that protect the rims. Also known as hubcaps.

The beautiful Production Manager needed to know if the auto department had any huffcups in-stock for a customer's car.

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Huffington Post

The sewer of the liberal political blogosphere.

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.

by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007