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homosexual

(1)a homosexual is a person who is attracted to the same sex. homosexual males are often referred to as gays, and homosexual females are referred to as lesbians. there is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuals, but many people believe that there is.
(2)the terms homosexual, gay and lesbian have evolved into common insults, and are used by many to describe someone stupid or out of the ordinary.
(1) Ryan told me today that he was Gay.
(2) Shut up, man. you're so gay!
by emily January 8, 2005
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homosexual cowboy

a man who puts his penis into another mans ass hole
a man that rides the sausage of another man
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006
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flaming homosexual

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual
by bob the builder January 9, 2003
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Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break?
by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008
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Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.
u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.
by id13 July 18, 2011
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Flaming homosexual

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010
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