horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019

Hoarse girl

A girl with a sore throat from sucking too much horse cock.
Often confused for a horse girl, but instead the only relation to them is the size of the organs that they shove into their oral cavities.

P1: Holy cow! Did you hear that hoarse girl?

P2: No, but I bet her boyfriend has a horse cock.

P1: No kidding, I wish I had a dick that large.

by It's3:30andICan'tSleep September 10, 2019

Horserat

A horserat is basically a ginger girl with pale skin and thighs the size of a Volcano

Omg that horserat looked at me

by Amelia from sowie p October 9, 2019

Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Hoardering

From both words hoarding and ordering.

The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.

This happened during the pandemic of 2020.

I cannot believe that so many people have been hoardering so much in the last few days, I can't get anything delivered for 3 to 4 weeks.

by Chrisssstoffee September 22, 2020

hoarfer

A whore who hoarfs.

Yeah, that bitch Emeligh ate all the bdubs without me. What a hoarfer

by Dirtydickmike69 October 20, 2020