Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 14, 2013

Hellen Keller 64

The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.

Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!

Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.

Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!

by HAWP August 25, 2011

Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.

Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.

by Somethingemo July 15, 2011

hallelujah

Used to praise the lord.

Hallelujah! Praise God!

by Sharpezor September 30, 2005

helen clark

The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls

"My name is Helen Clark, I have balls"

by Matt-- May 23, 2005

hellertown

Literal hell; cops like to pull you over for absolutely no reason; they sit at 7 eleven on Main Street at 3am; sucks for finding bud; not many places to explore; meth labs

Hellertown Pennsylvania

by Hunnn1996 January 27, 2018

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015