Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014

henergy

energy from drinking Hennessy.

I'm off that henergy right now!

by doodiequeen94 April 5, 2016

Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

heiners

Another word for ass or butt.

Man it was great she let me put in her heiners last nite!

by William von heiners October 19, 2007

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

Allen Heffner

A cool guy that lives in bend oregon, Juggalo, redneck, friend

Allen Heffner cares for others and accepts everyone for who they are

by rowdyboy14 February 5, 2010