Faith Healer

An awful thing to name someone.

I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?

by Downstrike November 14, 2004

space heater

1. (noun) an electrical device that is used to heat one's home. Could also be pawned, along with a bike, by a drunk Indian named Jonas so that he is able to pay his friend the 50 dollars that he owes him.

Jonas: (in drunken slur) I’ll need you to spot me like 50, we go out. I’m going to pawn a couple space heaters and a bike tomorrow… so I’ll pay you back.

by tifalicious January 29, 2009

Heaner

A heaner is someone who is disgusting especially in a sexy way; a pervert, a horny sicko.

Verb: to hean up

A: "I really wanna stick my dick between your tits"

B: "Stop heaning me up you heaner"

Or

A: "met this girl in a bar and I tried to snog her but before I managed it I puked all over myself in front of her"

B: "Gosh you really heaned yourself up"

by Supermattt September 9, 2009

Spicy Heater

The use of gasses, specifically those from the rectum to warm up a car on a cold night. The effect leaves a burning sensation in the nostrils and is in other words, "spicy".

Hommes? You just turned on the spicy heater. Man that shit smeels like Aunt Ruth's turkey.

by Poppy Steps December 1, 2006

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

triple header

n.:
A sports term, referring two three games being played in a row. If you are attending a triple header, you have paid a single price to attend all three games back-to-back.

I tried to sit through the baseball triple-header at the stadium this weekend, but I couldn't get over how much the game itself sucked donkey balls.

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 29, 2010