haines

something that is sweet.
someone that is hot.

thats haines.
that chicks haines

by nick sender August 14, 2008

Hayes Street Shuffle

This is a variation of the stroll. This go down when you cross the street with your playas in your Domonique Wilkins 1987 throwback jersey and new matching Nike Air Force Ones. You walk all slow accross Hayes Street knowing that not nary a car will hit you. This also has been known to go down on MLK in Oakland, on South Street in Philly, on St. Claire Avenue in Cleveland, on Cottage Grove in Chicago and on Crenshaw Blvd. in LA. (See Cottage Grove SHuffle and St. Claire Shuffle.)

I got stuck in traffic because Tyrelle and them be doing the Hayes Street Shuffle.

by RLp May 29, 2005

harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)

Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.

by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008

hapness

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 21, 2011

Hannes

A gamer and a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger. He is the sweetest person you could ever have the honour of knowing and is very caring, loving, and kind to the people around him. Hannes is also extremely handsome and cute, so make sure to tell him that when you see him.

0rbita: Hannes is so cool, I really like hanging out with him. I would pay 1 morbillion bucks just to see him.
Pistachio: True. He is really sweet and good looking too. I sure am grateful to have a best friend like Hannes.

0rbita: Oh no! Hannes is going goblin mode! XD
Pistachio: Wow. He fell off.

by pistaachio July 25, 2022

Willy Mays Hayes Virus

n. when an athlete's ego inflates to epic proportions. No project outside of sports is off limits, and the allure of Hollywood only fuels the sickness. The athlete never realizes the ineptitudes of their efforts, because they are so successful in the original sport/area of expertise.
Originates from the Character in the movie Major League, played by Omar Epps and Wesley Snipes. He became to big for his britches and turned to hollywood and endorsements to fulfill his surging ego.

Shaquille O'Neal first became infected with the Willy Mays Hayes Virus upon filming such masterpieces as Kazaam and Steel.

by Nastruthomas February 21, 2010