hard in the face

When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.

"Woah, Lorde is only 16? She looks so hard in the face. I would have guessed more like 36."

by Boingo Bang December 5, 2013

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

Hard Apple

A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet

John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”

by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020

hard fart

Flatulence which loosens the bowels enough to void an amount of fecal matter, be it just a bit or an entire load. In other words, when you mean to fart and accidentally shit yourself.

Aww, man... I just let a hard fart go, and now I've got to throw out my new underwear!

You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.

by Talmanes November 17, 2005

hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).

I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.

by jpblackout March 5, 2014

hard r

the n word word but with the r on the end, so nigger instead of nigga

this man dropping hard r's left and right

by shaduwu May 21, 2020

hard on hoes

The "Hard on Hoes" movement is a movement focused on not putting up with, neither aiding, nor abetting hoes and their actions. "Hoes", in this case refers to poor-quality or substandard otherwise "bad women". This movement shows hoes and their supporters, that their ways are not acceptable, in an attempt to prompt positive change or to deter others from such a lifestyle.

john: are you planning anything serious with tracey?
mike: nah boy, i aint wifin up no slut, hard on hoes for life.

by -lordtariq- December 7, 2011