I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.
by Mangus January 30, 2004
Get the what had happened was mug.A term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullshit for the next few moments. The statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn't apply to the situation
Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.
Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.
***You are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire***
Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.
Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.
Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.
Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.
by Mahgnittoc June 2, 2010
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Person A: LOL
Person B: Yes, lets. I love Italian food
Person A: Wow, I will be happied when I finish this.
Person B: Indeed.
Person B: Yes, lets. I love Italian food
Person A: Wow, I will be happied when I finish this.
Person B: Indeed.
by Daniel Paul Allen June 1, 2009
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Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.
Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.
Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
by Pink Parts inspector May 12, 2009
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by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
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Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"
Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."
Caden: "How did this happen sir?"
Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."
Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."
Caden: "How did this happen sir?"
Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."
by Miker94 October 29, 2009
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