haney

1. a hot girl, your girlfriend, lover, etc

2. misspelling of honey that caught on

p1: bye haney <3
p2: love you

by - .. .-. .. .- May 1, 2011

Haneen

Haneen is a wonderful person. One of a kind. You will never meet a Haneen u will not love. She is beautiful , Phenomenal, Elegant , Intelligent , funny , very persuasive and annoying in a very lovable way . she makes u realize what a great life u have , and makes you thank god every single day of your life , that you have met such a person , she is the brightest candle , in a sea of darkness , will always light the way for you and make sure you are safe and sound . a guardian angel . a haneen usually loves the colour blue and Purple, Ice Cream, chocolate cakes and collects idioms . great browny eyes which can stop time . a girl that makes perfection sound easy . by the way , haneen is a beautiful arabic name which means longing for .

Thats my Haneen right there.

by Haneen is Number 1 August 21, 2019

Display Hanes

The Underwear you wear when you know your going to get some

Joe:So what you doing to night?
Rob:I got this hot bitch coming over
Joe:Shit you better clean up and whip out those Display Hanes

by Joe Scumabg September 25, 2005

shit handed

The result of seated ass wiping, especially when combined with a crumpling paper strategy, as opposed to the equally popular fold, wipe and release or civilised method. Wiping done seated with a tilt and using the crumple method is dangerous, unsteady and frowned upon. Thus, it often results in shit residue reaching the hand, fingers, or cuff.

My loud ass boss came into the bathroom to piss and moan, so i hunkered and opted for the seated wipe and crumpling of paper so as not to draw his attention. While leaning to my left i momentarily lost my balance and bearings and inadvertently shit handed myself. I was not pleased, as i had recently eaten corn.

by mstephenfeeley December 26, 2007

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

Dry Handed

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!

It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.

by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007

left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 28, 2006