chris hansen

an asshole

a jailbait pimp

"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"

"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"

by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009

Haneen

Haneen is an annoying human being that is married to Shrek.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Haneen is so annoying
person 2: I heard she's married to Shrek.

by Sussy Baka Says Hi May 19, 2022

Josh Hansen

This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.

Who parted the Red Sea?
Josh Hansen

Who created the world?
Josh Hansen

by Strong Believer January 6, 2013

Haneen

nice guy who is loved by everyone

dont be such a jayanth only be a haneen

by Gsadubastardjayanth January 15, 2018

haneen

When you say anything just for the sole purpose of getting famous even if people throw eggs in your face.

"she haneened her way into being the person she is now"

ex. "stop haneening yourself, you are just losing you self worth

by HBehairy April 13, 2020

hangender

for someone who is hangender, goes by hei/heir neopronouns.

Hey did you know that jisung is hangender? he now goes by hei/heir!

by Kayoozi September 18, 2020

Hanini

Hanini: axolotl whisperer.

That chick is so good with axolotl she must be a Hanini!

by Hugh Campbell September 29, 2021