Cum In Handy

When SOEM BITCH is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. Brick means jizz.

Man, I should've used the Cum In Handy. That Cum In Handy would've come in handy, fuck.

by uncensored k1te November 17, 2010

dandy handy

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.

by Cereal dick February 10, 2015

W.C. Handy

Reaching third base whilst in a bathroom (Water Closet) setting.

This girl and I went into the bar bathroom... At least I got a W.C. Handy out of it.

by Solid as Iraq January 22, 2011

butt handy

A guy grinds on a girl. Suddenly, to his great surprise, a human hand emerges directly from her hindquarters and proceeds to grasp then stroke his member. Butt handy.

Did Sean tell you he got a butt handy from his girlfriend Missy??

by Turler August 3, 2018

Tokyo Handy

A sexual act where a man has sex with a pregnant woman and receives a hand job from the unborn baby.

Dude, I was having sex with my girlfriend and totally got a Tokyo Handy!

by fuuuucccckk January 9, 2012

Handy capable

It’s when someone is not like completely stupid

“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “

by Kaceyw January 23, 2019

Handy Andy

When one male gives another male a handjob.

The date went so well with Nick last night that I ended up giving him a Handy Andy.

by Hakky123 October 24, 2012