dandy handy

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.
Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.
by Cereal dick February 10, 2015
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W.C. Handy

Reaching third base whilst in a bathroom (Water Closet) setting.
This girl and I went into the bar bathroom... At least I got a W.C. Handy out of it.
by Solid as Iraq January 21, 2011
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Tokyo Handy

A sexual act where a man has sex with a pregnant woman and receives a hand job from the unborn baby.
Dude, I was having sex with my girlfriend and totally got a Tokyo Handy!
by fuuuucccckk January 09, 2012
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Handy capable

It’s when someone is not like completely stupid
“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable
by Kaceyw January 23, 2019
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Handy Andy

When one male gives another male a handjob.
The date went so well with Nick last night that I ended up giving him a Handy Andy.
by Hakky123 October 06, 2012
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Afghani Handy

An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.
"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"
by bssknox December 10, 2009
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handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled
I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.
by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010
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