When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
by LOLSUX January 19, 2010
by Emscarily January 09, 2019
The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"
What were you up to last night?
You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
by ChillyColdCanadian April 05, 2019
Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
by woofbro February 10, 2014
The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback December 15, 2017
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez November 19, 2015
It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022