HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

HAM by WALRANO May 10, 2011

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Ham

The fat that protrudes from an overweight or obese women's mons pubis

Dude that look at that women's ham, it's looks like she's carrying a fanny pack full of flubber!

Ham by Luna23 July 30, 2009

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Ham

Mouthwateringly to the very core of humanity. Using this description defies the person or object concerned the ultimate sexy thing ever in your life.

Rainbowsmileyhatgirl:He is soooooo Ham.
Migingham: Him? What the hell is wrong with you???
Rainbowsmileyhatgirl: Don't diss him, you face-eater lover!!!

Ham by rainbowsmileyhatgirl October 10, 2005