Hufflepuff

A gay sex act between two midgets in which one performs fellatio on the other as he eats cheese puffs.

I’ve got a bag of cheese puffs. Now give me a hufflepuff.

by The Puffer August 2, 2018

Haffee

Haffee is a word that was invented by my stupid friend. I don't really know why he invented it, because the meaning of haffee is just coffee. He's an kollegah fan and I don't know if it has something to do with his idol. He's just weird and sorry for wasting your time

My stupid ass friend : Hey dude you want a haffee?
Me : don't you mean coffee?
My stupid ass friend : No I mean haffee
Me: And why do you call it haffee?
My stupid ass friend : *giggles*

by Sw4g2y0u December 9, 2018

Hufflepuff

The least favored house in Hogwarts. Hufflepuffs are also weird...

Dart Pleasure has been assigned to Hufflepuff house!

by Hufflewhat? February 4, 2014

hofflenosh

Teh ghey. Hofflenosh is teh ghey, an attempt to immortalise teh ghey posters.

Hofflenoshers : OMG LOL LES CRET A NOO WRD 4 PROTNET LOL (PRON ROFL)HOFFLENOSH.

Arxhon : You're meme has failed.

Me : Hofflenosh is teh ghey

by Lord Balor February 26, 2005

Hufflepuff

The dust particles that come out of a woman's vagenis when they queef. Kids that have 2 moms and 1 of them being a lesbien, normally have a hufflepuff.

When Linda felt pressure in her abdomen, she leaned back and let out a huge hufflepuff

by Versy March 10, 2011

Hufflepuff

The sound a female's vagina makes as you're thrusting about with your penis inside of her vagina. Sound may also be heard when you're removing your penis from the vaginal cavity.

I had that bitch hufflepuffin' all over my dick.

by Zsaius October 15, 2014

Hufflepuff

The kid that's out first in dodgeball.

Hey get James- he's an easy target, he's Hufflepuff.

by Espie October 5, 2013