HAAB

Hot Ass Asian Bitch

Damn bro, check out that (HAAB).

by Young Cow Tipper October 10, 2012

HAARP

MUSE live concert at Wembley stadium somewhere between 2007 and 2008

- Have you seen HAARP? Probably the best live performance ever!

by MK_Ultra_club November 28, 2010

Haafiz

(Hey-fizz / Ha-feeze)
A slow witted yet culturally aware creature originating from the African continent. Diction is crass and blunt, strongly focused on a witty sarcasm filled with sexual innuendos. First impression is calm and shy, but soon the tiger emerges. Addicted to hand sanitizer.
Sexuality: Gerontophilia
Ambitions:Establishing a dictatorship
Abilities: To ace essays without ever reading the book
Likes: Procrascination, obsene jokes

"He only read the first page and Ms. G gave him an 9/10. What a Haafiz!"

by kica.26 March 24, 2011

HAARP

A government project used to control the weather. The msny hurricanes were thought to be results of extensive HAARP testing. HAARP stands for HIGH FREQUENCY ACTIVE AURORAL RESEARCH PROGRAM.

"omg, HAARP is making anothr hurricane in my area!!!"

by face April 21, 2005

Den Haag

The official Dutch name for The Hague in Netherlands, the administrative capital of the Netherlands, while Amsterdam is the official capital. It is also the capital of the province of South Holland and the third largest city in the Netherlands (1st being Amsterdam and 2nd being Rotterdam).

Den Haag station.

by Random User 2349 December 1, 2009

haas

A particularly trustworthy and steadfast person. In memorium for Haas Cartwright.

Thanks for the dinner, Brad, you're a Haas!

by Ian MacDonald November 1, 2003

Haaked

V- The epitome of flakiness; to be blown off in a really lame way, often accompanied by an awful excuse. Pronounced like the word hawk.

"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"

by Onstrike December 29, 2008