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Growth Hacker 

The term that evolved from SEO GURU... if you look up the actual people who dare calling themselves "growth hacker" publicly, you will find most of them are gimmicky snake oil salespeople who offer nothing crazy, fancy, or even new. There are some really famous and hyped lying salespeople like these around...
That Indian guy who emailed you 20 times about his growth hacking tactics and secrets and the classes and campaigns and material he tried to sell to you at a deep discount, that is a true scamster aka the "growth hacker", or better yet the good ole' SEO GURU.
Growth Hacker by summontwoballs December 14, 2016
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Broad Hacker 

commonly a high idiot who wheels women using a combination of Tinder Bumble or Hinge. Typically drives a white Nissan Maxima rolling on 20’s while listening to Shade 45.
That Broad Hacker is trying to get skin from multiple women on social media, but he was too much of a high idiot to check his messages.
Broad Hacker by Woodler October 28, 2019

Hackentosh 

A computer which has been modified illegally to run the Mac operating system, which legally only runs on Apple hardware.
He installed Mac OS X 10.4 on his Dell Hackentosh.
Hackentosh by w-horse October 16, 2008

Types of Hackers 

HACKERS IN GENERAL (Part 1)

A Hacker is a individual who, through practice, has developed the skill required to manipulate The Mainframe of a Computer. Hackers are divided into several catagories or "Classes" depending on what they do:

TYPES OF HACKERS
White Hat: A White Hat is a Hacker paid and working for a Goverment Agency to deliberately Hack into a Computers Mainframe to find any potential Weak Points in a Computer's Mainframe, and then figure out how to fix them.

Black Hat: A Black Hat is a Hacker who is Agressive in Nature. Black Hat's are known to create Zombie Computers by use of a Computer Virus, which the Black Hat will then use to crash a website unless their demands are met. Black Hats are generally very intellegent in nature and will work in Groups (Nicknamed "Wolf Packs" by Internet Users) to bring down larger websites (Some Highly-Skilled Groups of Black Hats have even been known to crash Goverment Agencies). Black Hats are VERY DANGEROUS, especially in groups, and should be treated as such, there is also a more passive version of the Black Hat known as the Grey Hat, which shall be discussed later. Also note that, after being caught, most (If not all) Goverment-Targeting Black Hats are recruted by the Agency that caught them and turned into a Red Hat.
EXTRA INFORMATION ABOUT THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF HACKERS
The White Hat's name stems from the Final Fantasy Character class White Mage, due to the fact that both a White Hat and a White Mage serve a Defensive/Protective Role.

The Black Hat's name come from the Final Fantasy Character Class Black Mage, due to the fact that both Black Hat's and Black Mages' serve a Offensive/Agressive Role.

The Nickname for a Group of Black Hats working togther to crash a website ("Wolf Packs" in case you forgot) originally comes from the nickname given by Allied Sailors to Groups of German U-Boats working together to destroy Allied Supply Convoys during World War II.

The Grey Hat's name comes from the fact that a Grey Hat is halfway between a Black Hat and a White Hat, and can be both Harmful and Helpful.

Special Thanks to Chuck, for coming up with the original idea of "The Hats." Without his idea this definition would not exist.
Types of Hackers by Volimer January 31, 2010
Verb: to be overtaken by someone with greater speed than you in a very swift and quick fashion.
John gets hawked by 5th graders on the reg.
Hawked by Lolcatz Incorporated September 13, 2011

cunt hacker 

A person who licks and bites the clitoros in an attempt to make a woman cum.
I picked up this bloke the other night and it turned out he was a total cunt hacker
cunt hacker by Durbridge September 10, 2006

Hackenburg 

To rack up a large tab, typically for some type of expensive entertainment, without intention of covering the tab oneself and no clear plan on how the tab will be covered until the event itself is underway - at which point other attendees are solicited for tab coverage until it is taken care of.
John: Dude, this bar tab is already $600. How are we going to pay for it?
Jack: Don't worry about it. Just hackenburg it - one of the other guys will pick it up.
Hackenburg by HowardV November 24, 2009