porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

shit horn

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 14, 2006

French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.

Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome

by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011

Green horn

A person who is new at something./Amateur

I don't want to go the that green horn dentist.

by Maximus P. February 3, 2010

general horn

Contrary to popular belief, having the 'general horn'does not nessecarily mean you're horny. (It could). It means you're a playa and are attracted to several people.

"She likes Tommy, Tony and Josh! She totally has the general horn."

by Mae Stripeland May 6, 2004

Hangover Horn

When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.

Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.

by BrianTrousers March 21, 2009

air horn

device commonly used to interrupt one's high school band practice the week prior to the big homecoming parade. may also be coupled with the use of profanity being aimed towards the band director (band director will usually become angered because the band is his or hers greatest accomplishment in life)

*long blast of one or multiple air horns* "eat camel cock,(insert band directors name)!!!"

by Jaquarius Jackson-Jones III September 5, 2010