hotchalk

The act of spelling words out in semen on a woman's body. This can be best achieved by having intercourse doggie style. This will inhibit the woman from knowing and protesting such action.

Yo, I hotchalked my name on your mom's back last night. If you get a black light, I bet you can still see it.

by kobfa13 March 26, 2011

Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

hitchcocking it

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.

Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.

by A Page July 31, 2008

hotchpotch

1. A thick soup or stew with various ingredients.

2. A jumble or mix of many different things.

The witch's brew was a hotchpotch of ingredients ranging from bay leaves to bat wings.

by ZenoKarasu January 19, 2010

hitchslvr

the hottest person in the world, they are so hot you look at them and you melt. sexy

unknow: i saw hitchslvr today!
you: SO THATS WHY YOUR FACE IS ALL MUSHY!

by hottiehottie69 February 24, 2021

Chinese Trailer Hitch

When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".

Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!

by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010

Hitchcock

Hitchcock is a last-name meaning famous, gorgeous, and creative. As in Alfred Hitchcock. Anybody with this last name is an honor to know

Ms. Hitchcock is so creative and amazing!

by thabestt March 26, 2010