hoinger

A euphemism for the male genetalia.

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"

by Mike Smith February 28, 2004

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Hoisington

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

by wsjball November 4, 2009

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hoister

Short for hooter hoister or a bra.

1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.

by Don Garb July 31, 2005

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Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.

The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

by Bravestarr September 8, 2008

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Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

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