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guru

the guru is best at the semi rage
by yesmanyes July 23, 2023
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guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.
Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru
by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019
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afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.
"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."
by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019
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ubber guru

being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
"Debes is the most ubber guru at H3!"
by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007
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Guru

Guru the great dick sucker in the world... He loves to suck every dicks in the world, he even sucks his own dick.
Hey that guy guru he sucked my dick yesterday.... OMG what!!! can you able to see a white fluid on his mouth.. hehe its my cum... I cummed hard on his mouth
by epik shit October 31, 2025
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Guru Hentai

Very fucked up shit. If your friends recommend it to you don't be friends with him anymore.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.
1: Dude whats that.
2.Its Guru Hentai.
1.Dude wtf is wrong with you?
by Electronicz?Nahm8 December 6, 2020
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