being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
by Jordan Debes December 03, 2007
When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.
"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"
by Mateoryan524 April 21, 2019
by Sacha9 July 19, 2020
Very fucked up shit. If your friends recommend it to you don't be friends with him anymore.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.
by Electronicz?Nahm8 December 07, 2020
A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
by Colberttoldmeto February 28, 2016
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"