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Guru Goggles

Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
mugGet the Guru Gogglesmug.

Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.
by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024
mugGet the Big Box Gurumug.

guru guru mawaru

Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu
Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????
by namipamiwami December 6, 2022
mugGet the guru guru mawarumug.

Guru

A guru is something that doesn’t make sense, often used as a replacement for hell or fuck
What the guru”
by Guru cooper April 26, 2022
mugGet the Gurumug.

NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
mugGet the NPD Gurusmug.

bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time
mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year
by dustinmc September 21, 2025
mugGet the bidness gurumug.

Guru

The Guru was from Alabama and the first female member of the Augusta National Golf Club along with Lake City native Darla Moore.
by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020
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