Guardian Angels

A non-profit public safety and crime prevention organization founted in 1979 in the Bronx to combat crime on the subways and has spread throughout the world. They conduct safety patrols in cooperation with local law enforcement. They are distiguished by their red berets and white t-shirts or red jackets with an emblem which has wings and a watchful eye. They do not carry any weapon but are extensively trained in martial arts and self defense.

The Guardian Angels caught the rapist

by archangelmichael December 20, 2010

National Guard

Citizen/Soldiers who are under the command of both the president (federal) and the governor (state and local). These soldiers normally work and train together one weekend a month plus 2 weeks a year to be ready.

National Guard Soldiers respond to local and state emergencies, and often give help and supplies to other states when they need it. They can also be deployed.

These soldiers are heroes, like anyone else who wears a uniform.

Always Ready. Always There.

The National Guard is the oldest branch of the American Armed Forces.

The ARNG (Army National Guard) soldiers slogan... Always Ready, Always There.

by future soldier February 27, 2011

gnards

Balls...thats just about it

"Dude, english class sucks gnards"

by a_genius October 26, 2006

Color Guard

Totally the shit. A sport. Is harder than cheerleading

Color Guard sure looks awesome.

by guardo May 3, 2005

Ass-Guard

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

by Candymannnn June 28, 2009

color guard

1. A group of usually 4 people who, at it's most basic level, guard the "colors" (American flag, other flags). They are usually featured at a military ceremony and are dressed in military uniform.
2. A section of a marching band/drum corps that adds "razzle dazzle" and showmanship to the band. They use flags, sabres, and dummy rifles, which they toss, twirl, and spin, often dropping said equipment. They usually wear a different outfit than the band. They are one of the most hardworking sections of the band.

1. COLOR GUARD! PLEASE POST THE COLORS!
2. The marching band appreciates the color guard for all the hard work they do.

by dvdwinter9 January 13, 2007

shart guard

Any piece of material used to protect someone from crapping themselves.

Garrett's farts were so wet that we had to give him a shart guard to keep him from shitting his pants.

by HBL December 9, 2008