1. (Noun) A term of derision aimed at anyone regarded as being cretinously vacuous, self-obsessed or afflicted by self-delusional vanity.
2. (Noun) More generally, a pejorative name for any dislikable person.
Such individuals are likely to:
* Make excessive use of expensive hair products;
* Needlessly play the latest "R'n'B" or "Club tyoons" in ear-bleedingly poor sound quality on patently stolen mobile phones, typically whilst travelling on public transport;
* Hold the view that the world is a better place for Jade Goody's existence;
* Adopt an unconvincing accent and persona, befitting of a social group to which they don't actually belong - frequently belying a painfully comfortable, middle class upbringing.
* Have a face like a gnarly-sphincter
2. (Noun) More generally, a pejorative name for any dislikable person.
Such individuals are likely to:
* Make excessive use of expensive hair products;
* Needlessly play the latest "R'n'B" or "Club tyoons" in ear-bleedingly poor sound quality on patently stolen mobile phones, typically whilst travelling on public transport;
* Hold the view that the world is a better place for Jade Goody's existence;
* Adopt an unconvincing accent and persona, befitting of a social group to which they don't actually belong - frequently belying a painfully comfortable, middle class upbringing.
* Have a face like a gnarly-sphincter
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Get the guffington mug.An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.
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Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!
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(noun)Sudden boisterous laughter, usually in bursts.
Often seen in movies after the protagonist earnestly says something revealing, leaving the opposing character in a state of ambivalence. Fortunately, the antagonist usually disregards it as a mockery and laughs with his comrades in this obnoxious manner.
(intransitive verb) guffawed, guffawing, etcetera.
Often seen in movies after the protagonist earnestly says something revealing, leaving the opposing character in a state of ambivalence. Fortunately, the antagonist usually disregards it as a mockery and laughs with his comrades in this obnoxious manner.
(intransitive verb) guffawed, guffawing, etcetera.
With the hostages counting on him, his pride swelled. He braved his chance and spoke up, "I am Masked Man!
Silence filled the room. Bad Guy could feel the burning anticipation of his comrades. He met and held his stare.
Bad Guy guffawed. "You!? Masked Man!" Glancing to his comrades, he scoffed, "Just look at his stance! And... just where is your weapon? You fool!"
*Laughter ensued in the warehouse*
Silence filled the room. Bad Guy could feel the burning anticipation of his comrades. He met and held his stare.
Bad Guy guffawed. "You!? Masked Man!" Glancing to his comrades, he scoffed, "Just look at his stance! And... just where is your weapon? You fool!"
*Laughter ensued in the warehouse*
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