guayacol

oil from guayaco, kind of mushroom that gives you a trip: may be slang for acid or psychotropic drug

metete guayacol pa' que goces!

by gmaximillian October 23, 2008

guarandamtee

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!

The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"

by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

Guarandarntee

A guarantee, with emphasis!

"I guarandarntee I will get back to you."

by ZackC October 16, 2009

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

gayantee

If it gay, real and a sure thing, it's gayanteed!

That guy won't even look at a woman, I gayantee it!

by dj_nafi January 24, 2017

Guaranteedingly

When you are so sure of something that the standard form of guaranteed doesn’t work

That is guaranteedingly true

by Mypseudonymmsmem December 18, 2018