Guarandarntee 

A guarantee, with emphasis!

"I guarandarntee I will get back to you."

Guarandarntee by ZackC October 16, 2009

guarandamntee 

the ultimate guarantee

vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass

guarandamntee by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003

guarandamntee 

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.

Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."

guarandamntee by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017

guarandamtee 

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!

The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"

guarandamtee by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

guarandamntee 

a guarantee with extra emphasis

I can guarandamntee that $5 FBA (Foundational Black Americans) will come out of the woodworks once reparations come to reality

guarandamntee by chillin662 November 10, 2022