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Miracle Grow

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.
I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow
by Wooooord Fiend March 11, 2015
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Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.
Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!
by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008
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grow a set

sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically
Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.

Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.
by Jake March 2, 2004
mugGet the grow a setmug.

growing boner

adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.
Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.
by DaBoneDoctor March 28, 2010
mugGet the growing bonermug.

growing mushrooms

Sitting for a long while
My little brother hasn't been doing his chores, he's just hanging around the house , growing mushrooms.
by Little dapper August 10, 2017
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Knee grow

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
mugGet the Knee growmug.

Grow an ovary

She said looking at the woman in Willem de Kooning's painting was like watching a lynching. I told her to grow an ovary.
by teleny Parrish June 11, 2017
mugGet the Grow an ovarymug.

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