scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

Grape queen

The hot girl at Planet Fitness that drips her sweat on the tootsie rolls to give them the delicious grape flavor.

Tastes grape flavored tootsie rolls... yep, a grape queen has been here.

by Mark Smithman January 21, 2019

grape drank

sugar, water, purple

Someone go back there and make me some grape drank.

by Baiiju Patel October 22, 2006

arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

rotten grapes

A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.

How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.

by knowman December 26, 2011

Grape-G

Word equation for rape. Grape minus G is equal to rape.

Sandy: When you go to Japan, don't get Grape-G'd
Tracy: What?
Sandy: Raped. Do the math.

by Choysen November 23, 2010