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Grown Ass Fuck

Grown-Ass Fuck - Referring to an older person having good or even better sex as they age.

The term was popularized by celebrity Gabrielle Union on Twitter and use of the hashtag #GrownASF, after comments by Sports Media journalists of the age of her NBA star husband Dwyane Wade. Union tweeted: "Now come on home baby, I got somethin' for ya #GrownASF".
When her 30-something husband comes home, she's going to give him a Grown Ass Fuck.
by OG Design May 29, 2018
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Grown Infant Boys

I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Bone Growning

When your bones grow and it hurts.
"When you grow it hurts"
"like physical growth?"
"I do not understand sorry"
"Like are you getting taller?
Buff?"
"Bone Growning"
by AtlasRyker September 24, 2019
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blokeally-grown produce

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").
Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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grown

rollercoaster. not again. my stomachs turning.
Mrs Bergman: "i would definitely expect you to tell me straight if your answers are copied, fake or cheated. And i'm not talking other classes, other schools, other teachers. Come on, you can do it. This is not what you owe a grown ass woman but your own grown ass."
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by Krkič April 4, 2019
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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Grown

A grown is a man who is smelling like socks that got pooped on by a cow
Look he is a grown!
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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